Sunning Pillows

SUV Protection

New solar powered sun bed

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I love this time of day."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

French wine

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathers.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

Sunbathing in the park