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Guarded optimism.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Hats and Food

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'This is way better than a litter box.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Casual Thursday

The sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"Yipeee!"

'Let there be cool.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Snow blind.

I had my eyes dilated.

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'My missus is worse than Imelda Marcos when she's shoe buying!'

Tie Racks.

Summer Berries

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'