Sundrenched Humor Gifts

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Every school has a class clown.'

'You're a little overweight.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Octopus Manicure.

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

Toast with tanlines

'Traitor! I hate you!'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"It's not polite to point."

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

When Sponges Talk

Sworn Anenome

Fear's fishes

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

Russian snorkelling club.