Sunday Service Satirist Pillows

Vicar wearing shirt back to front instead of dog collar.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"...and in conclusion..."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Suburban street.

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

Pastor of Muppets

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Autumn Leaves

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'Tellers laughing ' 'Can I have my statement?'

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

Royal Mail Privatisation

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

Tax and Sin...