Sunday Service Comics Pillows

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

A child interrupting family prayers

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."