Sunday School Memories Gifts

"You must be the Pastor's kid I have heard so much about."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Jesus swept.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"What are you writing?"

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.