Sunday School Gifts

"Wait!"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'My prayers don't seem to get any feedback.'

Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.

"I'll turn this exodus around if I have to."

"Well, there goes the new ark smell."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

The Unheralded Trials of Noah

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

"Not Begat Begat again...we were still doing that last time!"

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

"God must have used an awesome 3-D printer to create this whole world."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Moses as a kid.

Jesus hoverboard

'I understand about Adam and Eve and the Serpent, but who's this 'Forbidden Fruit' guy?'

'Don't worry about it, Billy -- it's all right to pray in Sunday School.'

"Excuse me, is this the road to Damascus?"

'It's for Sunday School, Mom -- I Googled 'Adam and Eve.''

''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'He's in charge of the remote control. That's how God sees everything.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

Jesus swept.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

"Then God said, 'sorry you have to eat and run'."