Sunday School Memories Pillows

"You must be the Pastor's kid I have heard so much about."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

Jesus swept.

Next week tell us more about the "Noah Zark" guy!

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"What are you writing?"

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.