Sunday School Anniversaries Pillows

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Eternal Student.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

U of Debt

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

His Master's Thesis.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!