Sunday School Graduation Pillows

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

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School holidays

Day one, post grad

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

DACA

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."