Sunday School Graduation Prints

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

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Day one, post grad

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

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"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

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Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Children playing in the street

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."