Sun Landing Hopeful Gifts

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"Brave explorers of the world"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Energy saving mode

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Trucker's tan?'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Revenge had come.

"I can't hear anything, it must be set on low tide."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

You are my sunshine...

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'