Sun Landing Hopeful T-Shirts

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Trucker's tan?'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Revenge had come.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I can't hear anything, it must be set on low tide."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

You are my sunshine...

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

The US election is over.