Snow Hopeful Gifts

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowprov

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

Happy Hour

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Ice skater

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Giant Snowflake.

"First snowman?"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'