Snow Hopeful Pillows

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Snowprov

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Good News about winter

Happy Hour

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Ice skater

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Rude Snowpeople

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skiing

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"