Holiday Hopeful Gifts

Janitor's Christmas

Home for the Holidays

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa called but you were out!

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I hate all holidays!'