Lunar Landing Skeptic Gifts

'Well, I heard that your so-called jump over the moon was actually filmed in an Arizona desert.'

Alien Assumption

Bicycle sat nav.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"I don't like space."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

First Contact

Astronaut

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Moon net.

Space Debris

Wind Warning on the moon.

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

First Cynic in Space

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

"Ignore your SatNav."

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

Forgotten by history: the brave pioneers who gave their lives to pave the way for the first moon jump.

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Recalculating?? Just admit you're lost."

"Sure makes you feel big and significant."

Nixon and JFK holding a moon balloon

"Ruddy germans got here first!"