Moon Landing Myth Buster Gifts

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Astronaut

First Contact

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Wind Warning on the moon.

Tall stories

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Space Debris

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Moon net.

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

"It's made of cheeeeese."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen