Moon Myth Debunkers Gifts

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Govt. UK led by Seance

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"If only you knew. . ."

Tall stories

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Rational explanations

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Wind Warning on the moon.

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"It's made of cheeeeese."

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"Ouch!"

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

Rise of the Drones

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.

'Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!'

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'