Moon Myth Debunkers Gifts

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Govt. UK led by Seance

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"If only you knew. . ."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Rational explanations

Wind Warning on the moon.

Tall stories

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

Rise of the Drones

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"It's made of cheeeeese."

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"Ouch!"

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

'Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!'

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'