Sumo Superstar Pillows

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Sumo Love.

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

Quilt fanatic

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Moments later, extreme sumo flopping would lose its status as an Olympic sport.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'

Segal & Clark: This is Sumo Wrestling Joe, not boxing!

Sit ups.

'And...?'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

Sumo wrestling.

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

'He's a big softie really'.

"Sumo Hockey."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.

Weight Reducing Clinic. Plan B, Sumo Wrestling Classes.

Japanese Wrestling Federation.