Summertime Savorer Gifts

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Lemonade without borders.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Oysters in June - delicious!

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Summertime Blues

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

I love Berimbau!

Lemonade - Passwords.

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

Hello August

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"