Summer Christmas Lover Gifts

Christmas shorts

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Yo ho ho!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

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