Summer Blockbuster Fan Gifts

"Barbie pink is the s**t."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Polygamists' Picnic

Reese Witherspoon

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Sunbathing in the park

Big screen TV falling through floor

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Movies vs. Films

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Summertime.

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'No surf?'

Christopher Nolan caricature

Sylvester Stallone