Summer Blockbuster Fan T-Shirts

"Barbie pink is the s**t."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Big screen TV falling through floor

Sunbathing in the park

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Summertime.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."