Suitcase Spinner Gifts

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Business or pleasure?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Musical Bicycle.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

Woman embarking on an adventure.

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

"I hate packing for trips."

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Seven spins! You lose again.'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

Conductor with video-head

Astronaut's Travel Stickers

'It's early days, sarge. But I'm tipping this to be an open and shut case.'