Sugar Spree Specialist Gifts

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Baker

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Bored Baker

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."