Sugar Showdown Enthusiast Gifts

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"