Sugar Showdown Enthusiast Mugs

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Tension filled the tent.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."