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"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Baker

Bored Baker

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."