Sugar-free Sweet Tooth Gifts

'Run, run, as fast as you like. We won't bother catching you, you're the 'no sugar gingerbread man'.'

Lady of the Cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Layer cake

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

Baker Romance

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'