Sugar-free Sweet Tooth T-Shirts

'Run, run, as fast as you like. We won't bother catching you, you're the 'no sugar gingerbread man'.'

Lady of the Cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baker Romance

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!