Sugar Consumption Gifts

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sweet surprise.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"