Sugar Addict Gifts

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Energy Drinks

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Bear at a vending machine

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Dressed as Sweets