Sugar Sinner Gifts

Evil Personified $1.00

Any time is cake o'clock

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Dressed as Sweets

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."