Sugar Sinner Gifts

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Evil Personified $1.00

Any time is cake o'clock

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Building a gingerbread house

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Dressed as Sweets

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"