Sugar Addicts Anonymous Gifts

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Building a gingerbread house

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'