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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Energy Drinks

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Bear at a vending machine

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"