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'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'll have dessert first."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

"You complete me."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'