Succulent Stylist Gifts

Cactus Man.

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Little Princess.

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Cactus Reader

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

The Plant Place - Drought special!

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Saguaro Cacti.

You had me at succulents!

Say it with cacti

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Thanks for having me!

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

The Urban Utility Belt