Succulent Guardian Gifts

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The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Plant Lady

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Biodiversity

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Watering the garden gnome

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The Cactus Reader

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Forest Management

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'