Succulent Guardian Gifts

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The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Plant Lady

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Watering the garden gnome

The Houseplant Cemetery.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The Cactus Reader

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Forest Management

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Save the tree.

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!