Subtitles Editor Gifts

Used to work in the subtitles business but got laid off...

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Isabel Allende

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Editor.

Music producers.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Marcel Proust

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

New from Low-Key Press.

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Subway Thrillers

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Never on Sunday

"But only during rehearsal."

You need a new reading light

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'