Subtitle Fan Gifts

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

Filet minion

Coexist. Coexhaust.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Wine of the Day Club

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Wake up."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Penfriend

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Subtitle Guessing

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"The internet begs to differ."

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

"Don't call me ska face!"

"And this is the electronic version."

Chicken Soup

William Tyndale

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"