Substitute Teacher Gifts

Back to School

'I presume you're the substitute teacher?'

Life In Grade A.

'I presume you're the substitute teacher?'

Substitute Chairman

'This is not the seating plan your teacher left me.'

'If the school can send in substitute teachers, how come we can't send in substitute students?'

'This is the fifth 'get well' card this week from your substituting teacher.'

Substitute Teachers: 'Ms Henson, you're going in for Ms Bleckmore.'

"You must be the substitute teacher."

'Miss Pemberton is off with nervous exhaustion, so this is your substitute teacher.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Class, we must learn that rash generalizations are wrong... What if I said that all teens are only interested in wild music and funky fashions?"

'It's a get well card from the substitute.'

'Miss Holt taught us to work well without supervision today. Then she left.'

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

"Was there a report that my class was unruly when the substitute teacher filled in for me?"

"Oh no...that's the third substitute teacher this month!"

"Ms. Carson is always willing to substitute on very short notice."

'Good morning, class. I'm Ms. Gardener, and I know how you feel. My mother made me come too.'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'OK, you've got your helmet, shield, kneepads, TASER, steel-toed boots,,, You're all set, Thanks for subbing on short notice, Mrs, Thomas'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Being a teacher isn't easy."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Mrs. Jackson left these shoes for the sub to try to fill.'

"It was a trying day. I had to break in a new teacher."

"I don't care how evil they are, a deal's a deal. You get my soul and I get a permanent third hour substitute teacher."

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

"I don't know WHY they lock this door. All that's in there is three half-eaten donuts, an empty bottle of antacid and our third hour sub sobbing in the corner."

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

'You sure she's gonna be okay subbing in there? It's a tough class.'