Subliminal Message Enthusiast Pillows

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'It's for you.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Likes Makes Right

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Priest and mobile

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Bottle bank

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'It's all been said already.'

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

'Bloody air mail!'

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"I thought you were my gay best friend."

'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'

"This is not sex, Mr. Fradkin. 'No' means 'no'."