Subliminal Message Decoder Pillows

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Barks in code.

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Siggy

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Why did you pick this restaurant? I like the subliminal message it sends my dates. Yes. Yes.

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Russian Missiles Incognito

"This is my voice mail."

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"I got you a book on the meaning of dreams."

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Text/Subtext Message

"This way, the humans get the message."

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'

But this doesn't really define me

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'