Stylish Penguins Gifts

The penguin suit.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

Frog in the puddles.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Ice shelfie.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'