Stylish Penguins Pillows

The penguin suit.

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Frog in the puddles.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Teddy and friends.

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'