Style Trafficker Gifts

Hair Traffic control.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Changing Room Decisions