Style Sync Enthusiast T-Shirts

Winter Dog

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"The Just Me Band"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'We are so in sync!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Utility Chic.

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

I love Marimba

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'