Style Sync Enthusiast Pillows

Winter Dog

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"The Just Me Band"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'We are so in sync!'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

Utility Chic.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

I love Marimba

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

It bag and no knickers!

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

"If they fit, we can return them."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

Wearing all black

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"