Lip-sync Lover Pillows

Marimba

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Dance.

Zumba

Popera!

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Jerry Lordan

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'