Lip-sync Lover Pillows

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

Marimba

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Bashful in Nashville

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Dance.

Popera!

Zumba

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

George Martin

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Jerry Lordan

Karaoke night.

Musical genres

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'